Like this:

We were all having a cookie this evening….I decided to have another (which made a total of 2 cookies, not over doing it if you ask me!)….
Kayla (as she gives me a look), “Mommy, you are about to turn into a cookie!”

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I decided to bribe offer the kids a chocolate milkshake since they were so quick with their baths/shower.  I started making it and this is the convo I had with Andrew…..

Andrew:  Do you know how to make milkshakes without even looking at a recipe?

Me: Yep, I sure do!

Andrew:  Wow, that is INCREDIBLE!!  (hope he’s always this easy to please

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We are having leftover pizza for dinner.  It’s thin crust so I know the kids can eat more than the hand tossed stuff.  But, Andrew has already had 4 squares of it and asks for more.

Me:  Really?  You want another piece?

Andrew:  No, I want three more pieces.

Me:  Let’s try just one more and see how you feel.

Andrew:  Why?  I’m a growing MAN!!!!

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Me : Kayla, where is the yellow shirt that goes with these pants?

Kayla : I don’t know.  Maybe hanging up?

Me:  No, it’s not.  I’ve looked there and I haven’t seen that shirt in a while.

Kayla:  Like I already said, I DON’T KNOW!!!

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Kenzie (walking in my bathroom and sits down) : Mommy, I have a boo boo on my foot.

Me : You do?  I don’t see anything.  I think it’ll be OK.

Kenzie (as she gets up and walks away) :  Yeah, Mommy!  It’s OK.  Look, I’m walking!  It’s OK!!

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We were in Indy celebrating my niece and nephew’s baptisms.  My sister, Kelly, was changing her son, Tyler’s, diapers……

Kenzie was watching the entire process VERY closely.  All of a sudden, she points to Tyler and says, “My broder got one of those!!”  We could NOT stop laughing!!!

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